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WELCOME, RULEBREAKERS!
Marion.
A real listening ear.
Counselling & psychotherapy.
Matthew.
IT. Telecoms. Supply chain.
Order restored.
ANOTHER SATISFIED “CLIENT”!
COMPLETELY MADE-UP TESTIMONIALS. COMPLETELY ON BRAND.
★★★★★“Three biscuits missing. Crumbs on my jumper. Emma said the evidence was circumstantial. Absolute result.”
★★★★★“I took the internet down for ‘two minutes’. Emma negotiated my return to the family WhatsApp.”
★★★★★“I shouted HOUSE three numbers early. Emma argued it was a statement of ambition.”
REPEAT CUSTOMER
THE CURIOUS CASES OF JACK
Same brother. Different biscuit. Remarkably similar defence.
- The missing biscuitsVerdict: evidence mysteriously eaten.
- The borrowed chargerVerdict: “permanent temporary possession”.
- The last slice of pizzaVerdict: a clear case of self-dessert.
Big dreams. Small print. Better Call Emma!
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